Whatever!

Actions speak louder than words
And your silence is screaming at me.

I find it incredible that you call yourself my friend, spend time in places I spend time in, yet don't speak to me. Except, of course, to give me lots of advice about what I should and shouldn't be thinking or feeling. All of which is actually none of your business.

I don't want to be friends with you, and you've been a terrible friend. So I hope that when you feel like the odd one out cos everyone thinks you're 'weird', not 'funny', or you're standing by yourself and all your cool new friends are talking to other people, you'll remember that once someone did think you were funny and did want to talk to you, and you were the one who pushed them away. More fool you.